June 2011
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I am the captain of my soul.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find,...
Jun 3rd
April 2011
4 posts
Now THAT is an Easter Bonnet!
Apr 27th
"I'll explain later." -Rowan Atkinson as Doctor...
Apr 7th
SuckerPunch (2011)
SuckerPunch was a bountiful buffet of impressive and over-the-top visuals. However, I can only liken the plot and characterizations to a runny and flaccid breakfast from House of Pancakes.
Apr 2nd
YouTube's April Fools' Prank - Takin' it back to...
YouTube is celebrating April Fools’ Day in their own way by 1911-ifying their videos. Funny videos are made even funnier thanks to the sepia-toned overlay and catchy piano music. It’s good to see the folks at YouTube are embracing the Google sense of humor.
Apr 2nd
March 2011
9 posts
Make A Wish: Caitlin's Wish to Dance
After cancer treatments left Caitlin weak and not able to dance, she wanted only one thing: to dance again - but this time, to be lifted by a principal dancer.
Mar 28th
Earth Hour 2011 - Let's Go Beyond The Hour
Mar 26th
NC = Amazing Food
If I stay here too long, someone’s going to have to roll me home!
Mar 13th
Visiting the family
Just arrived at my parents’ house. I’m so exhausted… but here’s my reward!
Mar 12th
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The death trap Brad, Michelle, and I rode at the Strawberry Festival!
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
February 2011
9 posts
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Feb 20th
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This is exactly why I don't go outside.
Ugh, snakes. I don’t have time to figure out if it’s poisonous or not - I just run. The end.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
3 notes
Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
1,559 notes
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Feb 8th
16 notes
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2011
15 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 18th
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This Extra gum really tastes like Strawberry...
If I start to turn violet…so help me…those Oompa Loompas better stay away from me!
Jan 17th
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“It’s rude to walk up to an old person and say, “Hey, has your face...”
– Vital Information for your Everyday Life
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Tonight, Brad and I came up with a great movie...
It’s called Gold Alert. In the movie, people race down I-4 with 1 billion at stake! Don’t worry, it’ll feature copious quantities of celebrities.
Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
403 notes
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
18 posts
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I made it onto the Disney blog! Hahaha!
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 25th
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SNL Digital Short: I Broke My Arm
Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Another great Bernie Mac moment
Bernie: I never bought nothing inappropriate for those kids.
Wanda: Well, how about the time you told Jordan that you would buy him a woman for his birthday?
Bernie (to the camera): I was just testing the boy. America, he's soft. I just wanted to see if he was going to take the bait. Said he'd rather have a Easy Bake Oven.
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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“What? You’re moving out of Florida?! We’re so sad to see you...”
Dec 15th
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Child, after seeing the 3 Kings: Which one do you think has the Myrrh?
Mother: Ummm...probably the black one.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“You think our greenroom is fun now? Just wait… we’re having...”
– Daniel W, in response to a comment about the HAtW greenroom
Dec 12th