Don't Feed The Tourists: Archive

Don't Feed The Tourists

January 2010

37 posts

“Dana, your voice makes me want to have a bowel movement.”

– Me harassing Dana on the way to ACG

“Took a 5-Hour Energy Shot when I got home. I’m still a little...”

"Home Alone" recreated on Twitter in real time →

(via gregslist)

I almost dropped my wine glass when I saw this clip from the Cleveland Show! Don’t worry…the wine was unharmed. “You read my stomach!”

Is Nick Jonas the next Regis?

While watching Live with Regis and Kelly, I sat down to enjoy a lovely and beautifully laid-out breakfast. I glanced up at the TV and almost dropped my jelly biscuit! Nick Jonas is the guest host replacing Regis today. Let me repeat that: the guest host replacing Regis is Baby Jonas of the Jonas Brothers! Even crazier is the fact that Nick is interviewing Zach Braff. Please bring in a classic...

leo: Breaking Up a Traffic Jam - One person CAN make a difference. (via Metacafe)

“Here’s where we saw the sexy tree!”

– Dad to son in stroller at Disney’s Animal Kingdom